Thursday, June 3, 2010

Anal, DP and Facials..OH MY

As someone who has been out of the game for around 2.5 years, I decided to check out to see if there was anything new in porn to reflect a trend that might be going on in "the real world" of hooking up.

Nope nothing new. Guys still getting off on the taboo anal, cumming on a girls face, and of course toys and DP.

Seeing as I am not one to shy away from very blunt and open conversations about all kinds of sexual practices, fetishes (which can only involve inanimate objects if you did not know-feet don't fit in this category), and kinks, I think it is kind of sad that we have all but run out of creative sexual practices.

Anal is so un-taboo now that middle and high school kids are in on the practice because 1.) "he digs it" and 2.) I can't get pregnant. So any adults trying it now because it is racy and kinda kinky- "Omg you are like soo out of it!" Also- it isn't something you just do. You need to let a girl know that you wanna do it. Because most girls I have talked to about this have straight up said that they need a heads up to be prepared. This means more than a minute heads up as well.

Cumming on a girl's face isn't something I all together get (i know embarrassing to admit) but like I say "whatever gets you off -as long as it's consensual." I mean it is a big clean up procedure right? Who really wants to "clean up" after sex. It isn't like a guy has a great aim. It isn't a steady flow. It goes everywhere- some on your neck, cheek, forehead, hair, maybe shoulder-basically if you want to make sure you are cum free you will need to spend time in front of a mirror to get it all. I like to pass out after sex (i am such a guy) and don't really want to play "where's the cum" a la There's Something About Mary.

Toys and DP (if you don't know, then look it up)- oh yawn. Vibrators were invented around the turn of the 20th century to help with "female hysteria" because gynecologists hands were cramping up trying to relieve the sexual tension and pressure of women whose husbands were away at war. So basically they were used by respectable doctors to get women off, then were considered taboo once they started being used in porn- again happened early half of the 20th century.
Again- nothing new.

Do we need to keep up with anymore sexual practices? Do we need to be on our toes worrying that we will be out of the loop? Will women's magazines actually have "new sex tricks that will blow his mind" that all those women who are actually sexually active haven't done-many times? Do guys really want to feel pressured to learn new tricks to please the women (because it does actually take skill to get a woman off)? Are lack of new tricks the reason people stray in relationship? The more you do with your partner the less there is to do? Hell, I even read on www.textsfromlastnight.com that a girl told a guy that she was saving anal for marriage and the guy was texting his friend this and saying he actually caught himself looking at rings. Is anal really worth marrying a girl for? What if there is another sex act the guy wants to try and the "anal" wife doesn't want to do it- would it be time for a "anal" divorce?

Maybe this is the direction relationships are headed for. Back to the good ole days- ya gotta hold out on the kink for marriage.

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